So…as typical ‘mothering’ days go, I feel it may be funny to share:
-Take day off to be with baby’-girl (amidst workload notwithstanding).
-Notice little wormy thing in baby-girl’s poopy diaper (yes, I am a mother – i examine poops!)
-Freak out. Check www. Make emergency Dr’s app’t (nice day off so far?)
-Give appropriate homeopathic to tide her over. Damn worms!
-Help helper to disinfect EVERYTHING in boiling water
-Throw away baby’s toothbrush. Cut baby’s nails ( she touches herself down there sometimes)…disinfect same.
-Go to Dr. w grumpy baby. She’s terrified of everything there except the forgotten umbrella collection @ the door & the lego (imagine what’s living on that lego! ech.)
-Get anti-parasitic meds for entire family.
-Call hubby to tell him he’ll be taking meds. His response: Er, how is this medicine administered?
-Notice little wormy thing in baby-girl’s poopy diaper (yes, I am a mother – i examine poops!)
-Freak out. Check www. Make emergency Dr’s app’t (nice day off so far?)
-Give appropriate homeopathic to tide her over. Damn worms!
-Help helper to disinfect EVERYTHING in boiling water
-Throw away baby’s toothbrush. Cut baby’s nails ( she touches herself down there sometimes)…disinfect same.
-Go to Dr. w grumpy baby. She’s terrified of everything there except the forgotten umbrella collection @ the door & the lego (imagine what’s living on that lego! ech.)
-Get anti-parasitic meds for entire family.
-Call hubby to tell him he’ll be taking meds. His response: Er, how is this medicine administered?
Dr’s appointment for wormy baby butt: $50.
Letting baby-daddy believe he has to shove a pill up his butt: priceless.
Oh AND… my husband constantly jibes me for examining her poos. HAH! It is without doubt a stinky job, but somebody’s gotta do it.
And now I have the ultimate validation. I may have just saved us all from infestation!
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